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What are we to make of this US navy "radio communiqué"?

Voice One: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Voice Two: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Voice One: This is the captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again divert YOUR course.
Voice Two: No. I say again divert YOUR course.
Voice One: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE.
WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.
DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
Voice Two: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


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