| Voice One: |
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. |
| Voice Two: |
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. |
| Voice One: |
This is the captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again divert YOUR course. |
| Voice Two: |
No. I say again divert YOUR course. |
| Voice One: |
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE.
WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.
DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! |
| Voice Two: |
This is a lighthouse. Your call. |